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   23 May 2013 · 11:09 PM · 2,501 notes

   

   dudeufugly:

   source

   (via keptinkirks)

   omfgloo

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   23 May 2013 · 11:09 PM · 23,478 notes

   

   (Source: gingerhobbit-tealover, via like-johnny-and-june)

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   23 May 2013 · 11:09 PM · 69,094 notes

   

   thegoddamazon:

   reeferburns:

   randomness-is-epic:

   creepykid:

   memaiii:

   sweeteisenberg:

   little-teaspoon:

   FROM MARIO’S PERSPECTIVE

    COOLEST PICTURE EVER

   I love this.

   <3

   whoa

   im marioo

   Am I the only one who finds this absolutely terrifying?

   (via sydney-rakestraw)

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   23 May 2013 · 11:08 PM · 62,575 notes

   vriksaserket:

   vriksaserket:

   i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

   

   (Source: rnilkbreath, via thegregariousspeedster)

   omfg

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   23 May 2013 · 11:08 PM · 5,126 notes

   • Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
   • Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
   • Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
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   23 May 2013 · 11:08 PM · 161,368 notes

   • what the box says: serves four
   • what it means: serves me
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   23 May 2013 · 11:08 PM · 1,105 notes

   

   cake4tobias:

   "We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another." - The Dauntless manifesto

   (via r-ita-p-ita)

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   23 May 2013 · 11:08 PM · 47,961 notes

   hungarian:

   it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

   (via nowthatswhaticallshipping)

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   23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 2,196 notes

   idiotsonfb:

   i’m honestly not sure which fan base should be more angry about this.

   (via r-ita-p-ita)

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    23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 10,715 notes

    deucebowl:

    How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

    (via d-carpio)

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    23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 57,300 notes

    fuckyeahloldemort:

    i dont even use tumblr anymore

    tumblr uses me

    (via like-johnny-and-june)

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    23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 45,744 notes

    lameborghini:

    for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

    (via firo--prochainezo)

    omfg

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    23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 1,315 notes

    lonelywhiteasian:

    tumblr isn’t even a game and yet i’m still losing

    (via like-johnny-and-june)

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    23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 733 notes

    doctor who + silhouettes

    (via lastofthetimeladies)

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    23 May 2013 · 11:07 PM · 5,683 notes

    cumberseedybatch:

    Hmmmm… and now I’m imagining him in Union Jack boxer shorts… and nothing else!!

    (Source: mishasteaparty)